Wednesday, February 15, 2006
Weird-O
Also known as my hubby. I think it is about time that I share with my readers some of the odd things that hubby has said to me. Some of these instances have witnesses, so if you feel like you need proof, let me know.
Once, during conversation, hubby brought up the fact that you can fire a glock under water. Just so you know, his statement had absolutely NOTHING to do with the conversation that was going on. So, me, being the sarcastic person that I am, said that he could shoot fish with a glock. Him, being typically oblivious to my sarcasm, replied in complete earnestness: "I would never do that!"
We don't have cable. This usually works for me, because I don't watch TV very much anyway. But every once in a while I have a fit where I decide that I want cable. During one of these fits I mentioned how cool it would be to also have Tivo. Hubby got really mad. He said he didn't agree with Tivo. Tivo is like watching TV on borrowed time. If you don't have time to watch the show when it is on TV, then you shouldn't watch it at all.
Let's see, what else. OH! He has told me that he is concerned for my health because I read so much. He has gone so far to say that reading is an addiction for me, and like everything else in life, should be done in moderation. My eye started to twitch, and I told him to back away slowly from the 'reading thing' before he got hurt. Even now as I write this, a fierce protectiveness (maybe maternal-like?) rises up in me. I would seriously kill if someone tried to get between me and reading. So he may be right, I may be addicted to reading. But who ever heard of reading being bad for you?
Okay, so there are a few examples for you. Living with hubby is fun! You just never know what he'll come up with next!
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Yeah, I can see why no one would touch this post with a 10-foot comment pole. S'alright.
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