Thursday, December 08, 2005
The Company Christmas Party
So, just about every one of my readers was there this year, but I will go ahead and tell it from my perspective. Also, (now) a slightly more sober perspective.
To start the evening off right, C-Los got into a car accident which totalled her car. She was okay bar a few aches and pains. Nothing that a little free alcohol couldn't take care of. That was my take on it, anyway. I don't know if she was necessarily thinking the same way as I was, but I sure did cash in a little bit on that line of thought.
Plus, I was wearing these great Steve Madden shoes. They definitely called for a few martinis.
Martinis I had! Oh, and just to let you know... I am not a true martini drinker. I don't do real martinis. They have to have plenty of flavored liquor in them to be able to go down. My martini choice for the night was caramel apple. Very frou frou. Very tasty.
I will keep my drunken capers short and sweet.
I was wearing knee highs in a very horrific shade of tan. So fake looking. I am throwing them away, soon. Of course, I just bought them and they stayed in their package until right before we had to leave for the party. So I was stuck. Anywho, at one point in the night I started showing people my knees (whiter than snow). I prefaced the show with "wanna see something sexy?" That way people would know that I was being hilarious, not shamefully inebriated.
Okay, see? That was short and sweet! After re-reading this post I have decided not to spill any more Christmas Party Mishaps 2005, but to end. You are lucky that you got to find out that much about it!
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